9 Thoughts I had watching GoT: Season 1

Yes, it’s taken me six years to cave to the societal obsession that is Game of Thrones. But I’ve now hit my FOMO limit (round of applause for it taking 6 years) and have started binging. Here are just a few of the random thoughts I had floating inside my head while getting to know some of our favorite seven kingdom patrons…. cue gifs galore!

1. Khaleesi just ate a horse’s heart. This is a spectacular episode of Fear Factor.

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2. Where are these dragons everyone talks about? I WANT DRAGONS.

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3. Khalessi’s brother is the worst. He reminds me of Brock Turner for some reason.

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4. Jon Snow is a hot virgin.

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5. Wait, Big Brother Stark is the motherf**kin’ prince from Cinderella!

NOT THIS ONE.

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OH YEAH, this one.

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6. All these kids seem rude AF. Were they never taught manners by their nannies?

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7. This twin-cest is very interesting. I’m on board with this storyline.

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8. Now, HERE ARE THE DRAGONS. LOOK AT DEM BABIES.

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9. Hot damn, Ned Stark died. Sad.

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EPILOGUE

After writing this post, I preceded to watch Game of Thrones highlights on YouTube instead of 5 more seasons. Ain’t nobody got time for that. The big takeaway here is that my body is ready for Season 7.

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